Boldogtalan gyerekkorom ritka \u00f6r\u00f6mei k\u00f6z\u00e9 tartozott, hogy b\u00e1rmit s\u00fct\u00f6tt any\u00e1m, abba tett mazsol\u00e1t. Di\u00f3s-m\u00e1kos kal\u00e1cs, rizskoch, pozsonyi kifli \u2013 egyikb\u0151l sem hi\u00e1nyozhatott. Amikor \u00e9letem szerelme el\u0151sz\u00f6r lepett meg saj\u00e1t k\u00e9sz\u00edt\u00e9s\u0171 soml\u00f3i galusk\u00e1val, m\u00e1r az els\u0151 k\u00e9t falat ut\u00e1n talajt vesztettem. Egy gy\u00f6ngyhal\u00e1sz kitart\u00e1s\u00e1val mer\u00fcltem el a poh\u00e1rdesszert m\u00e9lyebb \u00e9s m\u00e9lyebb r\u00e9tegeiben, mindhi\u00e1ba. Amikor a nagy \u0151 sug\u00e1rz\u00f3 arccal megk\u00e9rdezte, hogy \u00edzlett, egy haldokl\u00f3 hun harcos hangj\u00e1n annyit ny\u00f6gtem:<\/p>\n
\u2212 Mi \u00e9rtelme a soml\u00f3inak mazsola n\u00e9lk\u00fcl?<\/p>\n
\u2212 De h\u00e1t a mazsola borzalmas, olyan, mint az egyiptomi csecsem\u0151m\u00fami\u00e1k feje \u2013 fakadt ki szerelmem, \u00e9s \u00fagy meredt r\u00e1m, ahogy Kl\u00fctaimn\u00e9sztra Agamemn\u00f3n frissen kiv\u00e9rzett holttest\u00e9re. Akkor m\u00e9g nem tudtam, hogy 30 \u00e9v mazsol\u00e1tlan h\u00e1zass\u00e1g ut\u00e1n egy eg\u00e9sz v\u00e1ros fog \u00f6ssze ellenem. Az t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt tudniillik, hogy egy h\u00edres budapesti cukr\u00e1szda m\u00e9g h\u00edresebb cukr\u00e1sza \u00e9ppen \u00c9rden nyitott s\u00fctiz\u0151t. A h\u0171t\u0151pult vitrinj\u00e9ben a hagyom\u00e1nyos di\u00f3s-m\u00e1koson k\u00edv\u00fcl t\u00far\u00f3s pozsonyi is ott figyel.<\/p>\n
\u2212 Ilyenr\u0151l m\u00e9g nem hallottam, pedig r\u00e9gi motoros vagyok \u2013 kezdem a bar\u00e1tkoz\u00e1st.<\/p>\n
Az elad\u00f3 b\u00fcszke mosollyal az arc\u00e1n:<\/p>\n
\u2212 Mert ez a mi cukr\u00e1szunk tal\u00e1lm\u00e1nya.<\/p>\n
\u2212 Nem akarom megs\u00e9rteni a s\u00fctib\u00e1r\u00f3t, de ugye van benne mazsola?<\/p>\n
\u2212 Sajnos nincs, mert az \u00e9rdiek nem szeretik a mazsol\u00e1t.<\/p>\n
Ekkor el\u0151adom a Marat hal\u00e1la c\u00edm\u0171 mag\u00e1nsz\u00e1mot:<\/p>\n
\u2212 Miiiii?<\/p>\n
Az elad\u00f3 egy\u00fctt\u00e9rz\u0151 hangon suttogja:<\/p>\n
\u2212 K\u00e9pzelje, amikor megnyitottunk, sz\u00e1mtalan s\u00fctem\u00e9ny\u00fcnk k\u00e9sz\u00fclt mazsol\u00e1val, de szinte mind rajtunk maradt. Kar\u00e1csonykor a bejglit is mazsola n\u00e9lk\u00fcl rendelte a lakoss\u00e1g 95 sz\u00e1zal\u00e9ka. A cukr\u00e1szunk csak a soml\u00f3iban nem ismer tr\u00e9f\u00e1t, abb\u00f3l akkor se hagyn\u00e1 ki, ha hal\u00e1los fenyeget\u00e9st kapna.<\/p>\n
Beleharapok a t\u00far\u00f3s pozsonyiba. Selymes text\u00fara, kirobban\u00f3 \u00edz, oml\u00f3s t\u00e9szta, de \u00fagy hi\u00e1nyzik bel\u0151le a mazsola, mint eleml\u00e1mp\u00e1b\u00f3l a g\u00f3li\u00e1telem.<\/p>\n
Sosem z\u00f6kken m\u00e1r helyre a vil\u00e1g rendje, panaszkodom a pszichol\u00f3gusomnak, aki arra b\u00edztat, ne adjam fel, h\u00fazzam meg a hat\u00e1raimat \u00e9s pr\u00f3b\u00e1ljam meg kifejezni az ig\u00e9nyeimet.<\/p>\n
\u2212 Csin\u00e1lsz nekem soml\u00f3it? \u2013 k\u00e9rdezem m\u00e1snap \u00f3vatosan \u00e9letem p\u00e1rj\u00e1t.<\/p>\n
B\u00f3lint.<\/p>\n
\u2212 Mazsol\u00e1val?<\/p>\n
\u2212 H\u00e1t persze, ha azt szeretn\u00e9d.<\/p>\n
Majd gyeng\u00e9den megsimogatja az arcomat.<\/p>\n
Felh\u00fazom a cip\u0151m \u00e9s elmegyek a boltba, veszek az eleml\u00e1mp\u00e1ba g\u00f3li\u00e1telemet.<\/p>\n
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